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[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Sydney Sweeney announces her yearly Chinese themed birthday will have a "south east" twist this year.

"It's finna give lumpia."

[des 🦇 @grapebats]

bro this week is gay 9/11

[Ksnap @ksnap_]

Got an EGOT in the family group chat today

[fin @igotmysandwich]

She seems like a kii

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough.

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

they should invent a good thing that happens to me

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[josh @cybersnitch]

Her spatial awareness is amazing

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Working weekends when your friends have weekends off

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

they need to put minionese on duolingo

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[okthen @okthen263]

this doesnt work because as a faggot i would definitely send this to someone ironically

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

If a white girl invites you to her pilates class, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[freeth @lovetheism]

Everyone wants a bad gerl until they meet one.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I don’t think “cornhole” is a good name for a game. Think that needs to get renamed sorry

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

me trying to sneak out of the museum with a priceless fabergé egg:

[Paul @orangepaulp]

I’ve always loved how her outfit is so cute and color-coordinated but also work appropriate