I dont understand how the new trend of girls holding their ass cheeks up while on the beach in a bikini is at all a positive??? Like yeah obv your ass looks good, you are HOLDING it in the best possible position for your picture.... does it not look good otherwise?? #notfooled
Stay alert, folks! You will start to notice an absurd number of police cars sitting along roadways hoping to catch people and ticket them for minor teaffic violations because its the end of the month and they need to hit their quota! #serveandprotect#noquotamyass
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’ve helped enough ppl for right now. Take a minute and do something nice for yourself. Anything from takin a quick trip outta town. A Spa day. Or just a fire ass candle lit masturbation session. Whatever. It’s your turn. 🚺🚹🚺