Zac Sequeira

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”

Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”

Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.”

Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”

[dom von der holy crusade on ai @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[Zac Sequeira @zac_sequeira]

@joshhart

[Pedro Martinez @45PedroMartinez]

I’m a better gardener than I was a pitcher. The only thing I enjoyed more than working my garden was probably protecting one of my teammates, taking pride in it and doing it right.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Don't you love it when two different cultures from across the ocean can bond over their shared love of beer and fighting the British

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Hall of fame tweet

[Zac Sequeira @zac_sequeira]

@antP5435 @illpill96 You mean the only thing your team is known for doing? 4 times IN A ROW!?

[Moss (Birthday Hedonism Arc) @transMossy]

Waiter: “thank you for dining at Red Lobster, here is your fork, your napkin, and your bib, for tuna.”

George Lucas:

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[ARGUING WITH A GRADUATE OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS] “This doesn’t line up with what I remember from VeggieTales.”

[Jon Rothstein @NotJ0NRoth]

Dear NCAA,

These refs are fucking horrendous. This is the greatest event in our sport, and they’re ruining it.

Please do better.

Sincerely,
America

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

How many first-round picks were you traded for?

Angel Reese: 2
Luka Doncic: 1

[Tyler Leighton @SoxSigns]

Opening Day at Fenway tomorrow

[SimpsonsNBA @SimpsonsNBA]

Hit it!

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Dont’a Hightower was as clutch as they come during the Patriots second dynasty.

[Hartford Yard Goats @GoYardGoats]

10pm for @UConnMBB? No problem.

[shrigma leninist @charybdeez]

RIP charlie he would have loved to change his mind on this and gargle trump's nuts over it

[Whole Lotta Celtics☘️ @WholeLottaCelts]

That first “JTTTT FOR THREEEEE” gonna have me like this

[Ross Tweets Games @RossTweetsGames]

Me at work: “I can’t wait to play video games tonight”

Me at 7:30pm:

[༺ 𝑰𝒗𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒆̀𝒆 ༻ @cemeteryfaerie]

I will not be reachable for months when this comes out