zach

he/him

[paul @paulswhtn]

Bad tattoos on leather tan skin, Jesus Christ on a plastic sign… https://t.co/kFhvOtF0Wf

[laura j. brown @laurjbrown]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Uncle Benzo (Reborn) @SobrietyField]

America is so fucking back. This is type of shit that makes us so special.

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

idk, this was such a Lynette thing to do...

[Marvin @mcrvin]

Double the dosage girl, you got this!

[zach @zaccandy]

Instead of “Friend of Dorthy” we should call them “Residents of Berkeley.” #SpotifyWrapped

[alxndr @alexaldente]

“Jesus was a carpenter” express shipping my stan card application IMMEDIATELY

[Grindr @Grindr]

love going to gay halloween parties like what do you mean you’re luann de lesseps getting arrested in palm beach

[zach @zaccandy]

financially full, physically starving

[° @dvidstein]

you KNOW its a gaggy night when holden caulfield gets mentioned

[Kyle Thee Goldfish @kylethagoldfish]

Archie in the back of Shannon’s car #RHOC

[Charli @charli_xcx]

shout out my gays in the writers room!

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

“were people doing Ozempic in the Dolby Theatre bathrooms?” #Oscars

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Walking into Nordstrom is like a hug

[zach @zaccandy]

twinks move to the back please…. @charli_xcx

[zach @zaccandy]

when i grow up i want to be suze howard #EuphoriaFinale

[zach @zaccandy]

when I was younger i thought hellen keller and anne frank were the same person… at least besties

[on bloo sky @hotintheairport]

I'm outraged!!!! But not enough to do anything

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible