Zac Clark

Green mountain boy / Holy Shit hotelier. Text me at 802.444.8873

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

Diving into the holiday season’s first batch of handwritten lyric sheets today - would love to write one out for you or a loved one (or both!) this year. Head to https://t.co/SWYUgtPazt to pick a song while there are still some available & grab limited tour merch too! xo // zc

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

@Colbzz95 shoot me an email zac @ youngvolcanoes . com - i’ll send em over. thanks for listenin :)

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

Last call for custom lyric sheets! I’m gettin em all ready to pop in the mail & would love to add yours to my list. There’e still time to place an order for Holy Shit tour merch, LPs & Hotel Bibles too- just head over to https://t.co/RIhSWicU3a xo // zc

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

Honestly grateful beyond belief for anyone still listening after witnessing 3.5 minutes of me screaming expletives naked while surrounded by flying animated vegetables having sex - thanks Liz! https://t.co/CzmwB5NJuO

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

@mattnathanson I don’t always laugh out loud at tweets, but when I do…

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

It’s true- but there’s no chance we’re gonna let this get in the way of our upcoming holiday bath bomb collabo with @Target & @Neutrogena though!! What’s that smell? The outdated notion of romantic love roasting on the open fire of strategic brand alignment (plus real lavender!)

[Paul Bacon @PaulBacon30]

#TheBachelorette @Tayshia Adams confirms @ZacClark split: 'You're not wearing your engagement ring' https://t.co/H2FSmiVjQW via @usatoday

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

@KeepFacesBeard Here for this tragically spot on commentary

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

Grab those tickets and then disregard the start time, Phoenix, cause the big guy in the huge letters is goin first, ten minutes BEFORE the start time. See you at 650 sharp!

[The Van Buren @thevanburenphx]

TONIGHT! 🎹 We're getting the best of three eras of @andrewmcmahon with his Three Pianos Tour, featuring @zacclark & @annikabennetttt!

🎟️ Grab your tickets here: https://t.co/YznZcBs9W3

Head to our website for our COVID-19 & entry policies: https://t.co/IEWNbWQGnw

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

Stoked to be back in Phoenix tomorrow night at the glorious @thevanburenphx - hope you can get there early, I hit at 6:50 sharp!!

[The Van Buren @thevanburenphx]

Don't forget to grab your tickets for @andrewmcmahon's Three Pianos Tour, hitting The Van Buren tomorrow with @zacclark & @annikabennetttt!

🎟️ Snag them here: https://t.co/YznZcBsHLB

📸 : @loudervisuals for @Vanyaland617 from Andrew's last visit in 2019

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

@flagdirt @kfc @OralB @ABCNetwork

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

How dare you speak so unkindly of such a personal and private matter regarding a relationship we made up in order to shill @kfc & @OralB for a television show on @ABCNetwork ?!?I am heartbroken (to lose all of our endorsement deals) - Zac Clark

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

@thatyouloveme @kfc @OralB @ABCNetwork I can’t say I’m not enjoying it but I’ll be thrilled when Team Real ZC gets a win big enough to knock this corporate garbage out of the way of anyone on earth trying to find a shred of my life’s work under a pile of KFC wrappers, spent Juuls and discarded scripts for meet-cutes

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

It is with great regret that I announce that I am no longer certain that there is any real human connection to be found in a scripted marriage underwritten by @OralB & @kfc and aired for all to see on @ABCNetwork

[Paul Bacon @PaulBacon30]

#TheBachelorette couple @Tayshia Adams and @ZacClark end their #engagement https://t.co/PHETIOOIxh via @pagesix

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

I’ll take “Unsurprising News About Vapid Heteronormative Capitalist Pawns Whose Warped Ethics Easily Allow Them to Pretend to Fall in Love with Someone on a Long-Form Advertisement Thinly Disguised as an Entertainment Program” for $1000, Trebek.

[People @people]

The Bachelorette's Tayshia Adams and Zac Clark End Their Engagement https://t.co/vWlXKEgmTQ

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

If I wanted to gaze nostalgically at bright green text all over a black screen I’d just share my files with my colleagues by mailing them stacks of floppy disks via the US Postal Service & load em up on our parents’ old DOS systems. Thanks for nothin, robots!

[Dropbox Support @DropboxSupport]

@zacclark Hey, Zac, assuming that the files you're referring to are no more than 20 GB in size (https://t.co/x6Hn8T75yZ), if possible at all, we'd suggest that you try extracting the files from the Terminal app. Thank you for taking the time to let us know your thoughts. https://t.co/Csi33jPaFY

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

As the only person on earth who can put them up, I can attest that I would have done it by now had I found any time in the midst of delivering a feature film score & driving 15,000 miles since release day while touring entirely alone ;) DM me and I’ll send u the whole album doc!

[⚜️SHOUGH AROUND AND FIND OUT⚜️ @JasmineSomeHell]

Bummed to not find the Holy Shit album lyrics on @Genius or @AppleMusic friend. @zacclark

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

And don’t tell me to “download the glorious desktop version that automatically syncs everything” because we can just call that what it is: Malware, baby. It deleted my entire computer while “backing it up” last year, and a huge portion of my entire new record nearly went with it.

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

If I had to do my unpaid @Dropbox commercial again I’d amend my comments to something like “Dropbox has brought me & my collaborators the joy of an empty file in each compressed folder that renders our Macs unable to unzip, and thus requires we download each file separately.”

[Zac Clark @zacclark]

Charlottesville, you beautiful beautiful town, let’s get down!!! 6:50 pm we begin!! see you then! xo // zc

[Jefferson Theater @CvilleJefferson]

@andrewmcmahon with @annikabennetttt
and @zacclark will be at the Jefferson Tonight!

Tickets available at: https://t.co/FzTOY2j2Nd

Doors 6pm | Show 6:50pm