Bias Tech Man

\\full-fledged TECH fan\\

[CFB Memes @CFBMemes]

HAYNES KING DID WHAT??

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“The Hall of Fame game is boring. I’m not watching a bunch of backups.”

Panthers vs Cardinals:

[Bias Tech Man @ZacGotsYourBack]

@BarstoolBigCat @JaredHalusGT HES A TECH MAN🔥🔥🔥

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

HAYNES KING!

[NFL @NFL]

HAYNES KING WINS IT FOR THE PANTHERS ‼️

[KingSZN @King_Szn10]

Haynes King in the NFL Hall of Fame game:

21/34, 219 Total Yards & 2 Passing TDs
Game Winning Rushing TD
33-30 Win

What a debut for the King 👑🥹

[Georgia Tech Football @GeorgiaTechFB]

KING FOR THE WINNNN 👑

[Bias Tech Man @ZacGotsYourBack]

HAYNES “get out my way” KING

[Bias Tech Man @ZacGotsYourBack]

🔥

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@RobinhoodApp I never win these.

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@coachspeak_pod @CoachCollins @RaeCrowther @R4FBCHAT @ProQuickDrawPQD @Coach_JBolton @_Coach_Martin_ “Respected” is a reach.

[Bias Tech Man @ZacGotsYourBack]

@chxnluh I ain’t gonna take shit from *checks notes* a long time Auburn fan.

[Deandre Hopkins @DeAndreHopkins]

I Haven’t retired from the @NFL … But if you're a WR and you want to be great, come to @GeorgiaTechFB

[Bias Tech Man @ZacGotsYourBack]

@souljaboy @KaiCenat You’re**

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The Braves are an embarrassment.

[Bias Tech Man @ZacGotsYourBack]

@BartGonnissen I can tell a lot of people here has never been on a boat🤣🤣

EVERYONE HELPS ON THE BOAT even my 4 year old🤣

[(Parody) FAX Sports: MLB @MLBONFAX]

The Braves might go undefeated when Ronald Acuña Jr. comes back

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Georgia I entered a Chick-fil-A drive-thru line of forty cars.

I turned off my engine. I prepared to wait the way my ancestors waited out a siege.

Six minutes later I was holding chicken.

I do not know what happened to the other thirty-nine cars. The line moved like water that had somewhere to be.

A young woman walked between the cars taking orders on a small tablet, on foot, in the sun, smiling like the sun was her idea.

I said thank you.

She said, "My pleasure."

I did not think about it then. I should have.

At the window I thanked the young man for the food.

"My pleasure."

I thanked him for the sauce.

"My pleasure."

I thanked him for thanking me—

"My pleasure."

I want to be clear about what was happening.

This was a duel.

In Japan I trained in courtesy for forty years. Bowing angles. Seasonal greetings. The correct depth of apology for seventeen distinct situations.

I was a white belt in that drive-thru.

I escalated. I used my most formal English. I thanked him on behalf of my entire family line.

He said, "My pleasure," and gave me extra sauce.

Extra sauce. Unprovoked. A counterattack.

I returned the next day to reclaim my honor.

It was Sunday. The restaurant was closed.

All of them were closed. In the entire country. They close every Sunday, and they have closed every Sunday since the beginning, because the founder made a promise, and the promise did not expire when he did.

I stood in the empty parking lot and understood I had lost twice.

Once to a teenager with sauce.

Once to a man I will never meet, who kept his word so long it became a building.

In my country we say a samurai's word is his life.

I had never seen a restaurant say it back.

I returned Monday. I ordered. And this time I said it first, before she could.

"My pleasure."

She smiled and said, "It sure is."

America, I surrender.

It was my pleasure.

[Bias Tech Man @ZacGotsYourBack]

@MrBeast 12,345

[Georgia Tech Football @GeorgiaTechFB]

The @UnderArmour era is here.

#StingEm 🐝