Zach

vt ‘23

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

Killed all those native Americans, but your biggest regret is Home Alone 2? That’s really fucked up of you Christopher Columbus.

[HOT SPOT @HotSpotHotSpot]

Jesse Watters: "When you sit behind a screen all day, it makes you a woman. Studies have shown this..."

Judge Jeanine: "You sit behind a screen"

[Analytica Camillus @AnalyticaCamil1]

Imagine, if you will, that you’re in a Marathon with 190 other people. You’re the fastest runner in the race, and you have an enormous lead.

And suddenly, inexplicably, you take out a snub-nose revolver and use it to blow off your own kneecaps.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Idiocracy was a documentary

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cannot stress enough she came in 5th

[leiaspacebuns @leiaspacebunss]

“Men don’t age better than women. They’re just allowed to age.” - Carrie Fisher

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

hate to be that “too woke friend” but the reason the far-right can consolidate power is because the left have become so consumed with puritan success that we can’t except progress starts with imperfect people. we either want something to happen perfectly or we give up.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I've always argued dress is a kind of social language. And just as many languages can be spoken in the same city, many forms of dress can exist alongside each other. Such dress habits reflect a diversity of lifestyles, each legitimate.

[Leoptimus Prime @Leo__2_0]

every time a mean gay uses their powers for good an angel gets their wings

[cici 🌸 @blexicanasfff]

Imma try to keep this brief but quick history lesson... this specific rhetoric is literally how the Nazi party rose to power. I studied abroad in Berlin and learned a lot about the Weimar Republic which I had never even heard of before. They don't teach it here on purpose (1/?)

[10,000 motivated kats @Kat_flufy]

i dont even like boxing but i kinda wanna watch mike tyson kill jake paul live on stage

[sophie!! @babybluesoph]

also if u made a point not to vote in this election or u voted for trump just know i fucking hate you

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Imagine if there were 46 female presidents in a row and the first 2 men got beat by Roseanne

[vi @ViLettuce]

Me in Moo Deng’s enclosure

[Original Orange Bird @ogorangebird]

Steve Kornacki when the camera moves away.

[prance @bocxtop]

regardless of the election’s results it’s obvious this country has gotten way more rightwing especially amongst men and i think a lot of that is what is fed to us online, we have to figure out a way to stop every dude under 35 from turning into crypto hitler

[Adam Sass @TheAdamSass]

The final days of the election have everything:
-squirrel euthanasia
-the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer
-the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala