A Dead President

French balconies are the worst kind of tease

[A Dead President @zachFlorist]

If the antichrist opposite of Jesus, she’ll be a white woman

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Saw a dude today in a parka and hoochie daddy shorts looked like this

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shoutout the Boston Massacre looking forward to their sophomore album

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bills mafia dropping through a chain link picnic table. fuck the broncos

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Layla sounds like a stormy rooftop cigarette

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smoking that shit that made Humpty Dumpty fall

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sweater collection getting stale time to poison an old folks home

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flying home so I can give my mama a kiss on the cheek and dead leg my brother

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making a pot roast is like investing in apple in the 90s

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@zimranjacob Interested fs

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finger blasting with the rings on

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@ClassyAuburn Posting the same pic twice like we can’t tell

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@ClassyAuburn 🚔🚔

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I don’t believe in LinkedIn like Mormons don’t believe in tea

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My friends Luke, Rayni and I got published. Check us out!! https://t.co/CUyeea5aNQ

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@fcksktndie Ryan at Chop Shop keep me looking like a young Leo

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

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my radiator sounds like a shivering marionette

[Rachel @scrap_icon]

Cops should be cleaning and picking up trash when they’re not busy..

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@NILES100 most of my comfort movies are what not to do movies