I am a panda

the next Chris Pratt

[I am a panda @zach_cromwell]

I’m in love with Sigourney Weaver

[Obsolete Sony @ObsoleteSony]

PS2 already clears the PS6

[clintoris @clintoris]

Asking HR if assisted suicide is covered in our monthly wellness stipend

[jack @Bacon_Dick]

Austin Powers showed up on the boys trip

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Greg Brady just out there having the time of his fucking life in Cincinnati, Ohio …

[TORCH @torchindustry]

2023 throwback
Company (yellow) goes bankrupt
Fuck it let’s make a fucking snake they can’t fire us if we don’t have a job lmao

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

“Harambe,” the darling baby gorilla of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas, celebrates his second birthday.

[savanna… @girlwhoishigh]

Ordering two different sandwiches and splitting them half and half with a dear friend

[TayZonday @TayZonday]

44 today 🎂

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

not on my shift, that bad boy would have hit the side of the dumpster like I was trying for the MLB

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."

[I am a panda @zach_cromwell]

Gonna be so amazing when near beer saves the entire U.S. economy

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

This is the visual equivalent of Xanax to me. I look at it and feel so warm and calm

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Cheesecake Factory is architecturally Naboo, I hope that clears things up

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Greta Van Fleet especially funny if you also think Led Zeppelin sucked. It's like Diet Diarrhea