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[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Holiday dates LEAKED

Halloween - 10/31
Thanksgiving - 11/26
Christmas - 12/25
New Years - 1/1

[Nara LOve @NaraLove23]

You think you found a parking spot then BOOM Kia fckin Soul

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

I'm ngl that's a tuff bitch like that's CRAZY to throw down an M in cash and then talk shit about it LOL

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

Gonna be driving around Vice City like this in November

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

According to the Epstein files, it’s children.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Face ID has recognized me in moments I wouldn’t have recognized myself.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Me choosing not to sit with my coworkers so I can eat lunch and watch YouTube.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

kids don’t understand how serious this shit used to get

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @AmadeusBolshev]

"Healthcare is NOT a Human-"

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[bena @playboybena]

how fat and gluttonous do you have to be to honk at someone in a drive thru

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

😔

[໊ @QUEENP0P]

The Empire State Building climbers were arrested almost immediately. I wish there were the same urgency around the Epstein case.

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[JP @whyamijp]

the sooner you recognize that ICE is just a glorified human trafficking operation the better

[Jakuri | #Tenoi @Jakuri_0]

Since FIFA said they'd be in touch about making this official, I just gotta say that I really couldn't think of anyone better to represent the World Cup than the guy who's spent the last three years promoting and learning the world's cultures and breaking stereotypes around them

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

how it feels to spend more than $5

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

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