Zach Glunt

25. Enjoy life. Do what makes you happy. ✌️♥️

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

@realDonaldTrump When you gonna resign, liar?

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

@realDonaldTrump You also know how to lick my nuts

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

What's up with the universal time differences on tech? Windows runs normal, iPhones are 2 mins behind, Androids are 4. Has anyone else noticed this?

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

I wonder how many babies exist today thanks to #Netflix ? Or at the very least, how much the stock for Trojan and Plan B has risen 😂

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

@jamessmurray @BQQuinn @SalVulcano @Joe_Gatto 😅

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

Something tells me if El Chapo wanted pardoned, all he would have to do is pay for the wall. And Trump would do it because he gets his wall and Mexico to pay for it. Please, nobody give him that idea... #PresidentsDay

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

@AldiUSA

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

The fact that people that investigate the president sound like they're coming from a college level and an open-minded standpoint and the president responds like a third grader getting bullied on the playground speaks volumes to our democracy right now.

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

@colbertlateshow 54 percent of Americans like the taste of ass in their mouth all day

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

@officialmcafee Lol you're the craziest dude to do it.
That being said, want to be my new granddad? 😎

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

@colbertlateshow @EllenPage I support you, Ellen! This needed to stop, yesterday. Nobody should have to suffer because of their sexual preference. You're born loving what you love, and the fact it's brings tears to your eyes is bringing tears to mine. #LoveEverybody

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

@jontaffer I thought I'd hate you for redoing my favorite bar in Youngstown a few years ago. Now, I'm glad you did. You set a standard that's unprecedented here and made not only @TheFederal110 better, but anyone who cares about moving forward better. Thank you.

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

To the company that keeps playing the ad with the fire alarm, as much as I appreciate your awareness, the alarm sounds exactly like the one in my apartment building. I sleep with the TV on and have already woken up a few times in a panic. Maybe use a different beep, please.

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

@WKBN Tim Neptune I love 27 news but you gotta do something about those eyebrows and hair you're on TV not an advertisement in a discount hair commercial buddy

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

@WKBN I've been watching Rich Morgan for all my life, even waking up extra early during school and even during snow days. Hey, he sits near and dear to my heart. The really classic footage is fascinating. Could you upload it to YouTube? I'm loving it. Thank you

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

Just held the door open at A&C Beverage for a cop that was buying more booze than me. #LiveYoungstown #TheCityofYOU

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

@realDonaldTrump Give up douchebag

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

@truTVjokers stop with the one hour specials. Stick to what you do best.

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

Thanks to this ecoli outbreak, I'm really craving a salad right now.

[Zach Glunt @zach_glunt]

My mom and I are currently the only people sitting in First Class on this plane. #ballin #laguardia #ThisIsMyNewYork