Zach Hansen

[Bo Cole @BoKnowsWeather]

The twin cites has had maybe 3 instances this year of a decent thunderstorm. Kinda wild how deprived we are.

[Caleb @OKCowboysBraves]

Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must-see TV

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

Maybe we should test this out? 😂

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

This Miles Russell shot from the Western Am is an absolute JOKE

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

BRAND new Si Woo Kim story:

There’s a solid Korean bbq restaurant I always go to when I’m in Detroit. I text Si Woo, wanna grab dinner tonight at this place? He goes sure.

He searches the name of the restaurant on Google Maps, and without much thinking starts driving. But before it’s too late, he realizes that he’s about to go across the US border into Canada! There was a restaurant under the SAME NAME closer to him in Canada 😂

He doesn’t have a passport, just his wallet. He tries to turn back, but it’s already too late, it’s a one way and there are multiple signs telling him he can’t turn back.

He drives to the gate and talks to the officer. I’m driving to dinner with a friend, I came here by accident. The officer goes, ok don’t worry, happens all the time actually. But I can’t let you go back so you have to go across to Canada and then talk to the officers on the other side.

He drives across, waits in line for 45min. He finally gets to an officer and he tries to explain. He’s super nervous but tries to explain what happened. He points to his courtesy car and says I’m here for the golf tournament. This officer is not sure what to do so they drive the car to the side and calls another officer… then another… then another until 8!!! officers are surrounding his car and talking to him and each other. They check his cars for weapons, asks him if he has any drugs or weapons, stuff like that and they finally let him thru 😂😂😂.

Night ended with a nice kbbq dinner about 90 minutes later than we had originally planned.

Never a dull moment with Si Woo. Thanks for the content my guy

[Zach Hansen @zach_hansen02]

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[Chris Lambert @TheChrisLambert]

Any list that has Damon in the top 5 is invalid, as far as I’m concerned.

He wasn’t bad. He just wasn’t great.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The Odyssey has the best third act of Nolan’s career (and maybe any movie ever) but has some flaws in that first hour. Kinda takes until the Cyclops/Telemachus leaving to start really cooking.

Oppenheimer doesn’t have a single flaw the whole 3 hours.

[Zach Hansen @zach_hansen02]

Least surprising person to be behind a story like this.

[Isaac Bassey @0xBassey]

Ndamukong Suh says a $200,000 NFL salary can become about $100,000 after taxes

“When I played for Philly, I was on the lower range of my salary coming into that team, and I was a backup.”

“It was very humbling.”

“There’s guys that are still living paycheck to paycheck because $100,000 and you’re getting hit with the jock tax and cut that in half.”

“Let’s just bump it up to $200,000. You’re living in New York or New Jersey, you make $200,000 and you cut that in half, that’s $100,000.”

“But they’re expecting you to live like the superstar that’s making $40 million a year.”

“That ain’t mathin.”

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨

[T. Lou @travTHEengineer]

Braves announcer booth just had the greatest shot call in sports history. Chris Sale is a bad man ⚾️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It’s award season at Pardon My Take and Jersey Jerry was congratulated by VERY special guests

[Brett Marshall @B_Marsh92]

Brock Faber & Matt Boldy for the next two years are making a combined $15.5M AAV.

Patrick Kane and Bowen Byram will be making a combined $20.5M.

[Montana Lemonius-Craig @jitLyang21]

At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend. She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad. Mannn this aint my dad, this is a cell phone. I threw it on the ground

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

“Oh and before I go out there today give me the dumbest fucking shirt imaginable”

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

He’s gotta play. Then if he finishes within a stroke of the winner he can hang a banner. Then he can sell the banner to me in like 4-5 years

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

the pettiness will feed families

[Zach Hansen @zach_hansen02]

@Mike_kim714 24.7

[10,000 Howls @10kHowls]

I may get arrested if they announce LeBron to Minnesota

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

If there’s something we know 93 year olds are good at, besides driving, it’s interacting with a digital UI