Zach Longman

The Heyoka

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Zach Longman @zach_longman]

We did not turn the page

[David Covucci @DavidCovucci]

Dianna Russini made a Spotify playlist called "TURNIN THE PAGE" that she shared with a user named "Mike" on December 19, 2022.

Which just so happens to coincide with a four-game Titans losing streak

[Zach Longman @zach_longman]

@barstoolspringb Fuck

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@barstoolspringb Dragon Link

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@barstoolspringb Oona is insufferable

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@barstoolspringb We all want to hear what katic is trying to say but Ella is full retard

[Zach Longman @zach_longman]

@barstoolspringb @nickysmokess @kingkrabbyp @danijackel_ Dani took the comments to heart and she’s a lot cooler now

[Zach Longman @zach_longman]

@barstoolspringb Biggest surprise is that Dani’s fake personality is more endearing than her real one

[Zach Longman @zach_longman]

@barstoolspringb Dani is a bad person
Smelly is insufferable
Ella looks like a bird
Annika fake tits
Moobs boring on camera
Keegs anxiety gives me anxiety
Nicky is the man
Tommy is the goat
Dante is a legend legend
Katic is Gronk jr with no bitches
Tate saved the show

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

PADRES BOMB TO WALK IT OFF FOR THE 2ND NIGHT IN A ROW 🤯🤯

(via @MLB)

[Zach Longman @zach_longman]

@TMZ

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@fousey This is the fousey I love

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@LeVeonBell Into the wild

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@thecampaignbook Love you dawg

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

As a man, fumbling a marvellous woman in your 20s only to realise she could've been the love of your life but now you'll probably never see her again and carrying that haunting melancholy forever in your heart is almost a prerequisite to greatness

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Do the right thing @Titans

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@Titans Can we fire Brian Callahan at halftime!!!????????

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@furkangozukara Doesn’t every country with Nukes have this option?

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@Thompsonklay @VigilantFox For a second I thought you were Klay Thompson