Swag Lightyear

farts

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Try Bonfire yay http://t.co/jR98eZKF7J

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Shit one more hour.

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Fuck a xani, I'm puffin on this flower, though.

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You think you've been through a lot of shit? More shit than your own asshole? #poorbhole

[3 cars no health ins. @joshcbs]

Days of the Phoenix

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I swear any time there's a full moon, it throws my mood off balance. #stubbornasscancer

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I came into this world alone, I do everything by myself. Odds are that I'll die alone.

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Juice Benner.

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Bruce Jenner.

[i feel like @yoifeellike]

spongebob when mr krabs sold him to the Flying Dutchman for 62 cents

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Sorry Snapchat, but the people that "need love" are the ones that never snap back. I'm the one that needs love, bitch.

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@MissMetalHead ehl yeauh

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I live life on the edge. And by that I mean I'm not afraid to have less than $5 in my checking account. Sup ladies?

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@MissMetalHead I don't think any of my favorite bands would charge more than that for a show! But...if it was Dance Gavin Dance, $75 max.

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I would never spend more than $50 for a show or event. Ever. Sorry about it.

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Eyyyyy bby

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The best hip hop songs are the ones where the hook is pitch corrected to some deep ass voice.

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WHATEVER TOMORROW BRINGS ILL BE THERE WITH OPEN ARMS AND OPEN EYES, YEAUHHH