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pineapples 🍍

[cooper @zacharydevaney]

Pineapples are kinda my thang 🍍

[Nekias (Nuh-KAI-us) Duncan @NekiasNBA]

You lose LaMelo’s 3PT volume and immediately trade for Grayson Allen and Royce O’Neale.

I’m nodding.

[js9innings @js9inningsmedia]

Max Kepler just misses a home run.

The announcer Brian: “That would have been a HR 80 games ago.”

Max Kepler was suspended 80 games for taking steroids.

[Amarillo Sod Poodles @sodpoodles]

Nothing we aren't used to. 😉

An excellent MLB Debut for Jose Cabrera 👏

[Jon Lunceford @jlunce]

I feel like the perfect ending is for the toys to end up with Andy’s kid.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Best way to deal with the Brendan Sorsby situation in fantasy if you've already had your dynasty rookie draft:

Have every league member start the weekend with $20 in their DraftKings account. Whoever has the most money by Monday morning gets Sorsby.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Jalen Brunson is now the first player in NBA history to win Finals MVP, Conference Finals MVP, and NBA Cup MVP.

In just one season, he became a Knicks legend.

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

#Giants RB Cam Skattebo has reportedly been “all systems go” at minicamp this week.

[Chaos @Chaosxsilencer]

Black Ops Classic Made a HUGE MISTAKE...

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Showing up to the Finals tomorrow in a AJ Dybantsa jersey

[Rob @wrobbee]

Brunson could shoot Eli Manning in Times Square right now and walk free

[McNasty @McNasty]

anyone else a tad excited for MW4? i didnt really care for BO7 cause it just felt like a reskinned BO6. but i feel like MW4 is going to feel refreshing after 2 straight years of black ops.

[Mac @mightaswellbmac]

This is gaming heaven for people my age.
30 years old btw.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Call of Duty has promised to keep the skins and collabs “grounded” in Modern Warfare 4

“Every feature, every decision needs to feel authentic to what Modern Warfare is, and that includes cosmetics and collabs”

[John Gambadoro @Gambo987]

This is the 10th year for Mike Hazen as the GM of the Arizona Diamondbacks. He has two playoff appearances on his resume - one that led the team to the World Series. In my opinion knowing the financial restraints the team had with $60 plus million starting the year sidelined I think this is the best job he has done. Soroka, Kelly, Sewald, Clarke, Loaisiga and Arenado as free agents. Resisting the offers to trade Marte. And not hesitating to bring up Fernandez, Waldschmidt and Troy. Add in moving on quickly from Ross, Rashi and Thomas. Agree? Disagree?

[John Gambadoro @Gambo987]

This may sound crazy but that is one of my favorite wins of the season. Down 2-0. No Arenado or Moreno. Scratched for each run. Got the sweep. Went 11-2 in a crucial 13-game stretch. Great starting pitching today and bullpen. Really a great win.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road.

His sign reads:

1 for $3
3 for $10

A young man stops and buys one watermelon.

“That’ll be $3,” says the old man.

The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third.

After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away.

Then he turns back, grinning proudly.

“Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.”

The old man smiles and shakes his head.

“Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”

[J.D. PicKell @jdpickell]

Just now watching Project Hail Mary. About 40 minutes in. Haven’t seen a forward pass yet.

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

Brought my nephew some Topps Series One blasters to open. We didn’t hit anything, but he casually tells me he pulled this on Easter. Said he thought it might be worth $20.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

[David J. Gautieri @GuruFantasyWrld]

Went into my 1st ever rookie draft with:

1.06
1.12
2.01
3.05
4.03
5.05

Finished up with:

1.06 CeeDee
1.12 Justin Jefferson
2.01 Tee Higgins
2.09 Antonio Gibson
3.04 Hurts
3.06 DeeJay Dallas
4.04 K.J. Hill