7 players were in the 90th percentile or higher in offensive and defensive shot quality impact (Advanced on/off)
Scottie Barnes
Victor Wembanyama
Ajay Mitchell
Deni Avdija
Derrick White
Cade Cunningham
Devin Booker
WHAT YOU WERE PROMISED vs. WHAT YOU GOT
Promised: DOGE refund checks.
Got: Memes. Engagement bait. Zero deposits.
Promised: Full transparency — Epstein files, JFK files, the “truth.”
Got: Redactions. Delays. “Ongoing review.” Same sealed vault.
Promised: Drain the swamp.
Got: The swamp with better branding.
Promised: Sub-10% APR credit cards.
Got: 29.99% variable and a lecture about “market conditions.”
Promised: No new wars.
Got: “Strategic support,” “defensive aid,” and another foreign funding package.
Promised: America First.
Got: Billions exported while your grocery bill stays domestic.
Promised: Abolish the three-letter agencies.
Got: Expanded budgets and better software.
Promised: End the Department of Education.
Got: More bureaucracy, different logo.
Promised: Tariffs that would pay you back.
Got: Higher import costs that somehow still land on you.
Promised: Secure border, overnight.
Got: Press conferences and “working on it.”
Promised: Gas under $2.
Got: “Global markets are complex.”
Promised: Prescriptions massively cheaper.
Got: Same copay, new announcement.
Promised: Groceries coming down fast.
Got: Inflation “cooling” while your cart still hits triple digits.
Promised: Break up Big Tech.
Got: Government partnerships with Big Tech.
Promised: Fight corporate capture.
Got: Corporate lobbyists at the table.
Promised: Freedom from surveillance.
Got: AI integration and expanded monitoring infrastructure.
Promised: Fiscal responsibility.
Got: Another multi-trillion dollar spending cycle.
Power rarely dismantles itself and bureaucracies don’t vote to shrink. Global interests don’t disappear because a podium speech said “America First.”
So you have the choice...stay emotionally invested in the next promise. Or accept that no administration - red or blue - is riding in to fix this mess. Personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion.
Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk.
Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.
I’m so unbelievably sad that the CDC is losing all the folks who told me if I follow the arrows on the floor at the grocery store then I won’t get COVID.
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