Zach

Long suffering Jets fan. Queens NY

[Zach @zachattack1138]

@hecallsmePP I can already name like 5 different accounts that are fuming 🤣

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"But wait. If you saved Selma, why did the room explode?"

"Oh, I'll field that one. Me and the boys were celebrating A job well done when I threw my match in the vicinity of the crime scene..."

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

"Crap, I forgot about Billy, I forgot Billy..."

- Road Dogg

I loved this. Wish this could've turned into HBK, Triple H, & Seth Rollins DX vs. The OC at a PLE 😭

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Attention, Homer Simpson. You have 10 seconds to explain your actions before we open fire!"

"Uh... it's my first day!"

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Hello. I'm an electric car. I can't go very fast or very far.

And if you drive me, people will think you're gay!

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"What do you mean the bank is out of money?"

"Insolvent!?"

"You only have enough money for the next few customers!??"

[Zach @zachattack1138]

@HawkEmDownChris Chad Pennington

[Zach @zachattack1138]

@CincinnatiZoo Look who finally posts. Cowards!!! Say his name the world has gone to shit because of you guys admit you were wrong for what you did to harambe and maybe the world will recover #harambe

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

One of my fave all-time Phil Hartmen bits!

[Zach @zachattack1138]

@25YearsAgoLive @CincinnatiZoo world was so much better when he was around say his name you cowards #harambe

[Zach @zachattack1138]

@CincinnatiZoo Isn’t there a birthday your all ignoring say his name cowards #harambe

[Zach @zachattack1138]

@SalManXxzz

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

NYPD was READY last night.

Barricades everywhere to funnel people away. Was incredibly difficult to navigate around.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

see you there 🧡💙

[Zach @zachattack1138]

@SalManXxzz

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Oh, Homer. You're not going as a hobo again?"

"Going where?"

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Mickey Rooney!"

"Hi, Milhouse. The studio sent me to talk to you, being a former child star myself, and the number-one box office draw from 1939 through 1940!"

"Wow! Spanning two decades."

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

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