Zach Babitz

If people are talking behind your back, fart.

[Zach Babitz @zachbabitz]

Yes I made it all the tweets have paid off

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Thank you chipotle for listening! Chipotle lemonade is back!!

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Hello, @ChipotleTweets Merrick. Fix that fountain drinks. ASAP. You are a multi million dollar corporation. Paying for a fountain cup and then there is only water is unacceptable. I want lemonade. Just buy it. Thank you.

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@DanGambleAI NBA data sheet pl

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@DanGambleAI Pls post the ai edge sheet I love you Danny G

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@grok was mark wahlberg at the Super Bowl

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@DhananiZain Terry mclaurin or courtland Sutton???

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@JakesFFootball Sutton or Terry

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@imreggiedejesus He was driving to his old high school to run an assembly talking to inspire the students asshole

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@ColeZinman Terrible take

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Yo I can’t believe Marlon fooled the internet.
My favorite stage is definitely the crashout stage.

[Zach Babitz @zachbabitz]

Reality is a sandwich that tastes different every time you bite it, yet always bread.

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@MLBNetwork can you put the reds game on please

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Sean Manaea, I am begging you, but listen closely, if you go out there and throw another lifeless, flat performance, I’m done. Stop acting like batting practice is your job. Every pitch matters, and if you can’t figure that out, why are you even here? DO. YOUR. JOB.
LFGM!!
WIN!!

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Freddy Peralta, I’m on my knees begging you please beat the Reds. Give every ounce you have on the mound every pitch with fire. Brewers, fight for every run, protect every out, and play with all your heart. Please, I’m desperate. I am praying. I am begging you: deliver this win.

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THE Clay Holmes game

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@WilliamWin50590 @jaredcohen225 Where are you from

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@WilliamWin50590 @jaredcohen225 Who are you really will

[Zach Babitz @zachbabitz]

@ssyddddd Yes. I watch night in night out. They lose. And lose. And lose. And lose. Vientos had 2 great months he also had 4 horrible ones. We could’ve used him then.

[Zach Babitz @zachbabitz]

Mets 350M $ payroll created:
Francisco “Darin Ruf” Lindor
Juan Solo
Pete “April Merchant” Alonso
Mark “Not Swaggy V, just V” Vientos
46 year old Starling Marte
Brandon “770 ops” Nimmo
Francisco “Glass” Alvarez
Tyrone “Tyrone Taylor” Taylor
Cedric “Cedric” Mullins
Jose Siri?
LGM!

[Zach Babitz @zachbabitz]

@ssyddddd Yeah, let’s leave the most disappointing player of the year who’s hitting 240 with a 730 ops out of this. Stop glazing Vientos.