Zach Browning

Thoughts and opinions are not my own, but that of a suburban single mother in the greater St. Louis metro area

[Steve Platt 🎙 @USMCgatorvet]

This Thursday in Tampa Bay

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Zach Browning @Zachbrowning]

@cta @H8_soggy_cereal

[Joc Pederson @yungjoc650]

Embarrassed for your fan base…be better. If you can’t, sell ur team to somebody that wants to show the fan base and baseball they’re at least trying to compete. Sorry unacceptable

[Zach Browning @Zachbrowning]

So let me get this straight. Yesterday’s big story was @SpaceX stating the toilet on the re-entry vehicle is inoperable. Today @NASA is publicizing an ISS taco dinner with space jalapeños. Feel like there’s about to be a lesson in risk management here…

[Zach Browning @Zachbrowning]

God dammit, I just spilled wine like a shitty Tempur Pedic commercial

[Zach Browning @Zachbrowning]

Anyone know a restaurant in the Tampa Bay area that sells a mean Carbonara and AA batteries?

[Zach Browning @Zachbrowning]

Anyone know how I can take Monstars ML? Feeling like they’re due

[matt @mxtt_thompson]

NFL: Helmet to Helmet is not ok!
Chiefs: *Lead with helmet to force a touchback*
NFL:

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Everyone’s gonna just pretend none of this happened and it will snap my sanity, I swear to God.

[j rizzles @JonotronRandich]

Why does the Shrek version of everything just hit better?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

With full hearts and steady hands, with faith in America and in each other, with a love of country — and a thirst for justice — let us be the nation that we know we can be.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[j rizzles @JonotronRandich]

I wonder what Pickboy’s doing now

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

It's officially autumn, and Fleet Foxes have released their new album https://t.co/5v3Eca4zyx

[Zach Browning @Zachbrowning]

Great to see such record attendance tonight #WhiteSox #OpeningDay

[Zach Browning @Zachbrowning]

I’m watching a conspiracy video about how Chuckie is the love child of Chas and Didi Pickles. This is my life in 2020.

[Zach Browning @Zachbrowning]

The journalist in charge of CNN’s home page photography needs an award