Zac. (Not Zac Efron)

I’ve had that awkward moment where I’ve been in a couple of high school musicals, but now I’m the lucky one who put it all behind me. (Parody account.)

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

Something to get you through Monday.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

Kill ‘em with kindness and a smile.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

What do you do when you’re on set, and coffee doesn’t even wake you up anymore?

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

\: Like for a message.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

Secondary account. Help.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

Oh, I leave quite an impression—eight inches to be exact. Wait, that’s not how it goes?

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

Oh, hi. I have wine and ice cream again. Who’s coming?

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

@M4STERPlECE Surprised, intrigued.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

A weekend away does the mind and body some good.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

I want a break from set and a massage.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

@TheLordScottyD Looking good, but the beard is top tier.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

When you feel used by people, you don’t forget that.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

The sexiest thing you can have is amazing grammar. You can’t change my mind.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

What do I listen to on a morning run? Short n’ Sweet. Bet on it!

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

@fallingdeepcr So I’ve been told.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

/. Make a Glen Powell OC?

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

I’ve got two reasons why I’m the perfect date.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

I need a partner to travel the world with me. Currently accepting applications.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

@alexpalmr A BLT with avocado. Put it in a wrap. It’s so good.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

Sleepy ZEfron, but must see BeetleJuice.

[Zac. (Not Zac Efron) @zachcfron]

Can’t sleep, but I guess it could be worse, right?