Zach Taylor

That boy ain’t right

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

Keto is a lot like celibacy. It’s smooth sailing till you see the noods

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

If the UFC isn’t soft, they’ll bring Sean Strickland out right before the main event starts like this

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

@HawkEmDownChris

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Weird how the Chiefs started looking like an average team after the FBI started cracking down on illegal sports betting

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@PBDsPodcast @piersmorgan Invite Raymond Ibrahim on the pod

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You aren’t fooling me, Terry Crews…

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

I blame this Missouri loss on @BFW

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

My exact reaction to Thursday Night Football

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

That delivery driver definitely called Mark Sanchez “butt fumble” before getting attacked

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

Jerry Jeudy this season

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

Jaxson Dart in 20 years

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

What Alabama fans expect God to look like when they make it to heaven #collegegameday

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

I’ll never understand people that feel the need to set up a tripod, film themselves having a mental breakdown, and upload it on the internet

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

@jspencer67 True. He’s not the perfect age, but he’s already proven how great he does in roles that show a tortured soul. Also, he has book accurate looks and build. He takes care of himself, so I think they could easily make him look young enough to pass

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

Everyone keeps trying to fan cast Adam Driver for Snape, but I’m thinking Adrian Brody would absolutely go crazy in that role

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@JonnyBones

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First look at Minkah Fitzpatrick in a Dolphins uniform

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Zhang out here dominating in the late rounds with the Coolio hair

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

Mia Goth is the chosen wan

[Zach Taylor @ZachConn23]

Giants fans: it’s time to tank
Drew Lock:

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Return of the king

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.

I have reenlisted.

While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew