zach

short bus conquistador

[zach @zachcono]

fuck em we ball 🏀

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

a ninja just threw a fidget spinner at me like a shuriken

[shaurya @shauseth]

do you think genghis khan had a dashboard to give him operational insights

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i got harassed by a green alien at a supermarket

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

It's crackin in Taiwan, but I'm gettin a massage and this lady put this Hot ass oil on my back sooo I'm about to fart..#GetBack

[Drizzy @Drake]

Jajajaja to all my spanish girls one time.

[323 @Ggod323]

one of you is going to betray me

[Max Bepis @gaylittlepiglet]

The first time I had sex with a woman she told me to fuck her and I said I don’t know how

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Had a dream some guy got hung and he stayed alive for 3 months by eating m&ms in his pocket

[Glory Boy @ChiefKeef]

The purpose of nature is the advancement and development of life

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

DRIVING IS A BATTLE OF WILLS BETWEEN YOUR DESIRE TO SAFELY REACH YOUR DESTINATION AND THE CARS DESIRE TO HAVE A GLORIOUS DEATH ... THIS IS WHY YOU MUST NEVER DRIVE AN AUTOMATIC, OR HEAVEN FORBID, A "SELF DRIVING" CAR

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

My test results came back says i aint nothin but a hound dog

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

"this shit ain't nothing to me man" actually does help me get through the day sometimes. Thank you Dracula

[debo @killmefam]

My dad used to spray brake cleaner into my ass crack when changing my diapers as a kid

[kërcë @KERCENIM]

you can really see how middle eastern sicilians look with just the right music

[𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅𝑾𝒊𝒅𝒆𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒔™ @WorldWideCarsTM]

Mercedes-Benz W126 SRC 1000 Rocket

[zach @zachcono]

BATMOBILE

[bob @kingbob1629]

👀

[dookie @babadoookie]

Bus driver had on some black cat 4s I asked him bout em he said these just my beaters

[levy @1929stockcrash]

imagine asking someone for a light and they pull this out

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I stopped playing video games in the 90s once I realized that Patman couldn't wear jeans.. it just made me profoundly sad.