zach koepke

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

The dogs face 😂 https://t.co/hqtgWctObp

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

There exists a "Bacon Chase Race 5K." In which you can run and eat an unlimited amount of bacon.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I don’t believe in atheists. :P

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

RT If you've ever been called a liar when you actually were telling the truth.

[what @ComedyOnIy]

me at restaurants: Is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: Is there wi-fi
me at school: Is there wi-fi
me in hell: Is there wi-fi

[what @ComedyOnIy]

If I'm weird and crazy around you,

that means I'm comfortable with you