It's 2009. You're playing Modern Warfare 2. 5 Mountain Dews deep. Your harrier put in work and you call in your AC-130. Not Afraid by Eminem is playing in the background. Life is good.
Girls forever be talking about "I could make such easy money being a stripper but I have morals"
The gag is you actually are shy af, can't dance, & have no stage presence. You couldn't be a stripper even if you wanted to.
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
At the nursing home visiting my grandpa and a resident is running around but ass naked and refusing to go put clothes on. At least he has some entertainment throughout the day 😂