zach

hydration, mentality, footwork

[zach @zachm199]

i wouldn’t be the person I am without my nalgene

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Tiddies

[Drunk Yosef @DrunkYosef20]

The incredible vibes of the 2018 Boone blizzard were three years ago today.

[zach @zachm199]

@evansdrew13 calling hand stuff petting was a gate way drug to furries

[zach @zachm199]

@JustDave_14 lol

[zach @zachm199]

cant tell if this is saying the sheep has killed 0.2% of the population or not

[BriAnne 🌸💕 @brihindthescene]

this is so embarrassing oh my god

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Reminder that democracy wasn’t saved by Biden’s election

[zach @zachm199]

never seen a worse tweet. stay hydrated folks.

[Haden Carrillo @CarrilloHaden]

I know alcohol won’t solve any of my problems but neither will water so here we are

[zach @zachm199]

the first thing I’m doing if I ever become president is putting every last ticket scalper in jail

[zach @zachm199]

tryna trick us by putting “state trooper” on the back of literal soldiers fitted for all out war.

[Status Coup News @StatusCoup]

"Slash their tires so they can't drive away if you need to!" Cops in Minnesota created a warzone-like state and arrested #DaunteWright protesters, along with media covering the events in a highly disturbing night.– @JonFarinaPhoto fearlessly reports.

[zach @zachm199]

Spongebob is still the elite anime

[zach @zachm199]

@evansdrew13 I think what you’re looking for is “poggers”

[zach @zachm199]

I honestly don’t even know why I got the vaccine then

[Annam (uh-numb) ☻🔻 @AnnamLaughs]

Being fully vaccinated does NOT mean Seth Rogen will come up behind you in the form of a ghost to sensually help you make vases as Unchained Melody plays in the bg

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jets are trading Sam Darnold to the Panthers for a 2021 sixth-round pick, 2022 second and fourth-round picks

[Freed Assange - #FreeAssange @FreeAssangeNews]

11 years ago tomorrow #WikiLeaks published Collateral Murder https://t.co/0GPEFJxgVg

Still no direct accountability for the killers, yet the publisher Julian Assange faces 175 years in US prison for exposing these war crimes.
#FreeAssangeNOW
#DropTheCharges
#CollateralMurder

[zach @zachm199]

these people saying crinkle cut gotta go never had Zaxby’s fries and it shows

[Food Network @FoodNetwork]

eliminate a french fry shape forever: classic, crinkle, curly or waffle?

[zach @zachm199]

#BestBarSupDogs I’ll support the cause for the homies