zac

bad news for good things

[zac @zachoina]

Update I was wrong everything is fucked

[zac @zachoina]

This will all make perfect sense some day

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

I just want to be successful thats all..

[HoldenCantor @HoldenCantor]

Matthew Stafford threw for 8 touchdowns 0 interceptions and 961 yards against this Seahawks defense. Shoutout to the MVP voters that voted Stafford

[NFL @NFL]

After 17 years in the league, Matthew Stafford is officially an MVP.

#NFLHonors | @Invisalign

[AD_99 @AaronDonald97]

What’s up with all these 49ers fans y’all mad y’all still living off y’all last Super Bowl win in 1995 haha. Y’all know my resume. Let me be 💫

[HoldenCantor @HoldenCantor]

Puka has been flexing all year every first down and now we’re gonna call it for taunting at this point in the game?!

[Longshot @ngprecision]

In what universe is my liberty enhanced by taking land I currently have access to and removing that access?

[Rebecca @RebeccaChasen]

Texts from my best friend’s dad

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

anyone who ever said we need to protect the constitution and then buys this should lose their right to vote for treason btw

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

Fun fact: they’re tweeting this stupid crap because in the actual forum where they could try to prove he’s MS-13 - a basic hearing of some kind - they have absolutely nothing on the guy, so little they didn’t even bother trying.

[Barstool ACC @ACCBarstool]

Players who DID NOT get their numbers retired:

Joe Burrow
Patrick Mahomes
Tim Tebow
Johnny Manziel
Lamar Jackson
Matt Ryan
Adrian Peterson
Vince Young
Deshaun Watson
Andrew Luck
Baker Mayfield
Marcus Mariota
Christian McCaffery
Trevor Lawrence
Chase Young
Devonta Smith

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

Early frontrunner for tweet of the year

[slug knight @theslugknight]

fuck that’s when i am

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are

[DCCC @dccc]

It must say 'dumb fuckin idiot' written across all our foreheads.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

My favorite is when he has an idea that’s fine on its own and then the reasoning is insane. He’ll be like, “You should wear sunscreen,” and then the explanation is, “Aliens have UV vision and it blocks them from seeing your face bones which they collect.”

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

They actually did it! The fools actually released information that was already out there, but they had the audacity to erase Trump's name from the list.

You can't make this stuff up.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

4.5 million views for an outright lie. Good work @greg_price11.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He’s terrified of doing an interview with someone who disagrees with him at all because the last time he did was when Don Lemon made him cry

[Ryan @r_l00sky]

Tapping the sign