Zach Pendleton

Got charm like a leprechaun.

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@BlakeMcClary 🎵 Gentrification, I am doing it. 🎵

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@ryanflorence I’ve been working with one for the last month or so for that reason. It’s been pretty good and the size is hard to beat for traveling.

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@claydiffrient Haha. That kid knows what’s up.

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Why is no one talking about what Robert Mueller is doing to these poor gorillas?!

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No matter who wins the Super Bowl today, we’re all winners because there is one more Kardashian-Jenner child in this world. Congrats to Kylie and family! #SuperBowl

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@andables Aww. That description of Vegas mostly holds up, but I think a brew costs two moos now.

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@phallstrom Seems to have changed a little since vacation Bible school. 😉

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@andables Haha. Yes!

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Straight Outta Cabbage (because I ate it all) - K.W.A (kids with a … love of vegetables)

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Stepped away from gangster rap on that last one. Still a 💵 idea, though.

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Bonita Apples? Yum! - A Tribe Called Lettuce

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Me and My Broccoli - Notorious S.P.R.I.G

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Cauliflower Love - Tu-Stalk

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Free idea: gangster rap parodies that encourage kids to eat their fruits and vegetables.

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One of these things is not like the others…

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@ryanflorence @zwily Hyperdock does what Zooom2 did (it’s got a bunch of other features too, but you can turn those off).

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Happy Inauguration Day! https://t.co/WUrfsS5E5Y

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So glad Hacker News banned politics so that it can host important threads like this one. https://t.co/hjEqIXzftO

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So unbelievable it reads like a bad Onion article. https://t.co/oYgCaNbtWO