Zach Patterson

quit bein a smahty pants

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Fuck Trump and Fuck ICE.

Happy Saturday, everyone.

[Zach Patterson @zachpatterson__]

Breaking News: NFL owners hold emergency meeting to ban blocking field goals because the Eagles are really good at it.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

WHAT A COMEBACK

@BetMGM | #FlyEaglesFly

[Zach Patterson @zachpatterson__]

I love when good things happen to good people

[Real Salt Lake @realsaltlake]

Sam's first RSL goal is an ABSOLUTE LASER ☄️

[Tyler Gibbons @tylerpgibbons]

Numbers are in & the Grid City kit is officially the best launch in club history, surpassing the 7 day online & venue combined sales record set by the 2024 Peak Utah kit.

2024 supplanted the record set in 2023.

Meaning we’ve gone back-to-back-to-back.

Pretty cool #RSL

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Wallace and Gromit are 6-time #Oscars nominees.

See the full nominees list: https://t.co/OKiP9PBUtq

[Zach Patterson @zachpatterson__]

The plan for 2025 is simple. Find a way to become one of these pop-tarts. Whatever it takes.

[Pop-Tarts Bowl @PopTartsBowl]

Mouth Heaven gained another angel! 💙 #PopTartsBowl

[Real Salt Lake @realsaltlake]

Chase Rusden is the best Team Admin in the biz y'all

Congrats on earning MLS Admin of the Year, Chase!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The voice behind cinema’s greatest villain.

Rest In Peace James Earl Jones (1931 - 2024)

[Molly @FSUmollz]

This Copa America stadium debacle is a security and safety risk but did they take into consideration the mental health of those listening to an additional 30 min of Alexi Lalas

[Zach Patterson @zachpatterson__]

US Soccer when it comes to looking for a coach…

[Zach Patterson @zachpatterson__]

Everyone who sees this has to go buy one! Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

[Real Salt Lake @realsaltlake]

Taking you through every peak and valleTaking you through every peak and valleTaking you through every peak and valleTaking you through every peak and valleTaking you through every peak and valley

[Zach Patterson @zachpatterson__]

This is everything I ever needed! 🤌🏼

[Real Salt Lake @realsaltlake]

The King, the Cap, the Kid.

We have been so fortunate to have had you in Claret and Cobalt for six years.

We define the RSL way as leading and inspiring soccer culture in Utah. Or, put another way, be like Damir Kreilach.

You have inspired all of us.

Your legacy on and off the pitch will never be forgotten here in Utah.

Thank you for everything, Damir. We wish you nothing but the best. You, Ivana, Mia & Mari will always be a part of the RSL family.

[Zach Patterson @zachpatterson__]

@saltcitynic Denis Poouanga

[Zach Patterson @zachpatterson__]

@Rican90s @Co1azo @manzwala I’m good any time after 8pm est most days

[Zach Patterson @zachpatterson__]

@Co1azo @Rican90s @manzwala I am so in!

[erin 🐿❤️‍🔥 @erincuo18]

Y’all apparently starting TODAY taylor swift is lending the eras tour stadiums to football teams isn’t that so sweet 🤩🫶🏻

[Real Salt Lake @realsaltlake]

Miss and love you @John_Genna

Forever Genna Strong.