zach cheatham

I tweet things.

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

What’s Happening?

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

You know, I know something you don’t know, but you know something I don’t know.... you know?
Full circle.

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

When life hands me lemons I say
“ I don’t like lemons. I don’t know how many times I have to keep telling you this. Please stop handing me lemons. My hands are already full of the other crap you give me.”

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

Interesting thought.
Even the queen of England has to sit down sometimes and poop.
#royalflush

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

Where did the phrase “duck lips” come from?
Ducks don’t have lips.

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

You know those people who post the same pic on their insta story and on their page.... don’t be that person.

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

I don’t think Donald is ever going to be a popular baby name again...

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

Tweet tweet!
Do people still use this thing?
#beenamin

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

Where do people get all these statistics? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

@KingKramer3 he is terrified of spiders though.

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

@audrarrearick Sometimes live can gave you bad daze

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 6 months!

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

Whatever happened to Hey Arnold's parents?

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

@Briannackramer has your name been Brianna this whole time?!?

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

THIEF!!!!

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

Thief

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

You can't always get what you want. Unless you're a thieve...

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

@JohnMayer hi

[zach cheatham @zachpcheatham]

Fool me once shame on you. Fool my twice... shame on you fool me never fool me again ever.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

The single is mixed