Zachary

Do you know who I think I am?

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

Okay but Kaitlyn Dever would've made a way better Ellie than Bella Ramsey in The Last of Us.

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

It really sounded like #livvydunne rehearsed exactly what she was going to say for every pick on college game day in a mirror in her hotel room.

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

xP

[Letty @borntopiss]

call me haitian the way i be eating her cat

[Letty @borntopiss]

call me haitian the way i be eating her cat

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

@DeadlineDayLive @FabrizioRomano Shallow

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

Daniel Levy appeared in like 1 episode of The Idol and never aired again. He probably had to get out of the dumpster fire of a snow asap.

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

@ChipotleTweets Scott (great name) I refreshed all day. I texted every time. My hopes went up. They were shot down. My chipotle dreams end here 😪🤕

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

@ChipotleTweets Alex, your boss called, they said you need to DM me a code for a free burrito.There was an error or in the code or something like that. We can talk about it in the DM’s if you have any questions.

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

@ChipotleTweets Another Swing….Another Miss :( No Chicken al Pastor for me today

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

@ChipotleTweets If you can’t do it for me, do it for him at least.

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

@ChipotleTweets I’ll tell you my deepest darkest burrito fantasy for a code.

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

@ChipotleTweets Only if you don’t get rid of Al Pastor. It’s too good

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

Memphis Depay has the most Dutch looking nose I’ve ever seen.

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

Nothing is going to be funnier then the memes that came from finding out 21 savage was from England.

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

@Markdarling89 @DonaldJTrumpJr Ohio isn’t real

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

@JackPosobiec Sooo THATS why these trains be holding traffic up.

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

Are you constantly looking down and walking slowly on your heals?

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

Wondering how people (actually) wear their shoes and keep them clean at the same time.

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

I’ve come to the conclusion that extrapolate is in my top 5 of favorite words.

[Zachary @zachrafalski574]

Becky Hammon should be an NBA head coach.