Zach Sable

Serenity now, insanity later.

[Bones @Bonescraft_]

Cómo se llama este estilo?

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

@therealjoshf Today’s the day America tells George W. Bush that he is NOT getting a second term ✊🏻🇺🇸

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

Why does Matt Gaetz look like just some normal guy’s Wario?

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

https://t.co/8VIHC0oHck

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Celebrating Taylor Swift Day the only way I know how (littering)

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

Huh, so this what “Stand Back and Stand By” meant.

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2020 might not have given us much, but at least it gave us the Great British Bake Off X Texas Chainsaw Massacre crossover that nobody asked for

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

With this vaccine taking as long as it is to drop, I feel like somehow Frank Ocean is involved

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

Week 3 at the new office, after a year of WFH —

I’m now realizing I’ve spent 3 hours “collecting my thoughts out loud” (a well-decorated way to say “having conversations with myself”)

and I can only pray that nobody in my surrounding set of desks is planning an exorcism for me.

[Lewticia @lewiiivuitton]

MY FIRST SONG: PAINFUL OBSESSION

OUT NOW ON EVERYTHING

LINK IN THE BIO

[Lewticia @lewiiivuitton]

Painful Obsession - 11/14 9PM EST/6PM PST

Please stream this shit on Thursday..I’m tired of this desk job life...

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

@GroovyAlo @Jmormol31 I’ll never ever understand why the two teams can’t just talk out their conflict

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

@RaviDansLit My hair and your tongue would have caused the biggest uproar since the Cuban Missle Crisis for those aging people

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

A New Years party *composed of 30 Jewish babyboomers and me* is exactly like an episode of Curb, except the jokes are less comically striking and I've never had to justify my hair to Larry David

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

@jordyn_sable The date on the calendar may change but some things always stay the same

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@AlexChep4 @Jmpoint0 @Vell513 @dbohm18 A boy became a man real quick that day.

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

Ah yes, July 4th. The yearly gathering of Americans in parks to witness the live re-creation of a Windows '98 screensaver.

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

@AlexChep4 These are all of my favorite spaghetti options at the Olive Garden.

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@SavorySizzam The universe is a mystery wrapped in a riddle.

[Zach Sable @zachsable]

@emcfizzle "Skies out, thighs out" -- Commandment # 4, Exodus 20:7