I get to see @timheidecker tonight in OKC. On Cinema at the Cinema and What the Broken Hearted Do have both gotten me through some rough rough times. Can’t wait to give tonight 5 bags of popcorn and maybe a little microphone.
@zachsmithcomedy -take off work
-buy tickets
-reschedule because park is closed
-go on your actual day off
-get stuck on ride
-leave yearning for something more
A truly authentic Frontier City experience
@FromtierCity I took off last Wednesday and bought tickets only to realize on my way out the door about the weekend bullshit. Then I got stuck on the Lasso Sunday. Bring back the Terrible Twister
@daniellesteel can you say hi to my sister Alicia for her birthday? It would put me in best little brother category for life. Thanks if you can and no problem if you can’t!
I found out what my body fat percentage was today. I didn't know what a good number was supposed to be. When he told me I just looked at the ground and shook my head and apologized for wasting his time.
I was so embarrassed.
It was 19.4%.
I’m a moron.
#iveneverbeenhealthy