Mach Zardis

I'm serious all the time and never sarcastic. @dr00puntscunts @blowiejs4dayz @woah_kevbott my main muphuckas

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

Do you tie your shoes every time you put them on?

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@blowiejs4dayz Remember when our parents said don't believe everything you see on the internet

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

I miss the time when our parents didn't know how to use the internet.

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Wasn't even in hamilton for 20 minutes. I was flipped off and saw a guy going the wrong way down a one way street. What a city.

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

STOP THE STEAL

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

Middle or corner piece for brownies

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

Middle or corner piece for brownies

[Kevin @woah_kevbott]

Don’t mind me crying over here while having a heart to heart with my brother @zachuhry

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

@woah_kevbott Love ya bitch boi ❤️

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

@woah_kevbott IS THAT WHAT THOSE LITTLE PIECES OF PAPER WERE??

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

Here's to the New Year

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

@Spaghetticat666 I'M TALKIN WAP WAP WAP

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

@Spaghetticat666 Bring a bucket and a mop please

[Kevin @woah_kevbott]

So I’m now gonna start sending @zachuhry dicks pics and @Spaghetticat666 can’t get mad because Zach’s cool with it

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

Who won the debate?

[Ricky Dale Harrington Jr. @RickDHarrington]

Nov 3rd will soon be upon us and we do not have time for distractions. This is a two way race between Tom Cotton and myself. The choice is clear. I have spent my entire adult life engaged in humanitarian efforts. Who do you believe will represent you? #BeatTomCotton #Arpx

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

#NewProfilePic #RadicalBruh

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@Spaghetticat666 But I don't eat your stinky health food?

[Caitlin Reese ⚡️ @TheCaitlinReese]

Kids: Can I get coronavirus?

Government: “May” I get coronavirus?

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

I get a boner over things being very organized

[Mach Zardis @zachuhry]

I got 6 numbers, one more and it would have been a whole phone number