Zach Worman

Men hold me formidable for guile in peace and war.

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

I just thought about what it would feel like to shave my teeth and I almost threw up.

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

@WhityRemarks Several Thousand Uzbeks would be a great ska band name

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

@kbro1912 @SickosCommittee

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

@ArthurBoreman You're absolutely correct, look up "tiger sandwiches" aka "cannibal sandwiches"

[Spellgage @spellgage]

Every American has at least one state that they will spit venom at without provocation, and I think that’s beautiful.

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

My family's rule is, it counts as a visit once your feet are on the ground outdoors.

[Troy Frasier AKA Revived Studios @RevivedThoughts]

Settle a debate I'm having.

Can you count having visited a country if you never left the airport?

[🌈 max (from the internet) @transdrteeth]

using my extremely specific trivia knowledge to say i think its really funny that blur refused to even consider allowing their music on glee but were 100% cool with the muppets playing their song in a permanent attraction

[𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐕𝐞𝐧 @WrestlingCovers]

16 years ago today, Sting attacked RVD while wearing a Sting mask. 🦂

Forever one of the greatest things EVER! 🤣🤣🤣

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

@cas1193 @Eric_Erins St Louis pronounces it musk-a-choli though

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

@manofbread33 @SickosCBB Green County Dayton has a nice park along the Sugar River, a dive bar, and maybe a half dozen houses. Wonderful place to spend a lazy Saturday

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

@itsAntWright I read that he was a good teammate and locker room leader at UNC. I like this move for him a lot.

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

Fun fact. Busch Stadium was originally named that because the owners wanted to call it Budweiser Stadium, but the MLB forbade naming it after alcohol. So they named the stadium after the Busch family, then started brewing Busch beer shortly after the name was approved.

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

Any stadium that is named after a corporation loses its iconic status. I think we all have too much dignity to pretend “crypto dot com arena” is an iconic piece of American sports history

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

@djrich32 Espn had this goofy ass picture on their homepage for a second and I managed to grab a screenshot before they changed it. Idk why but it's lived in my head rent free for years 😂

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

@STL_Stats_Facts I would have guessed Stavinoha had at least ten

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

The Wisco is a Willy Street staple and should not be included in this discourse.

[Tyler @TylerHerrick]

"Wisco" and "Sconnie" started popping up in the early 2000's (first commercial mention I found were around 2005) and became popularized by local businesses, clothing and beer brands during the stomp/clap/Mumford and sons cringe millennial era (2008-2012).

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

@aintitnifty No but I'm friends with that guy. I've probably never met him but we're definitely friends.

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

it's Good Friday, which means it's time to share my favourite tumblr post of all time

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

@highhands89 I N I!

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

Brought a belt to a gun fight

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

"I can't tell you. Secret secret." -David Mirkovic #Illini

[Zach Worman @ZachWorman]

@APostOfPositive @KCHusker24 Nah, Midwesterners drinking beer are just staying hydrated