Zac

I’m just here to promote my debut solo emo album ‘Welcome to the Zac Parade’

[Zac @zacjory]

Someone call the NRMA, I’m having a breakdown!

[Zac @zacjory]

Just walked past a group of kids doing the ‘Wakanda Forever’ pose in front of the Shrine of Remembrance. #LestWeForget

[Zac @zacjory]

@ThisisAlexei I’ve heard good things about Stalactites, it’s next door to Storyville so very conveniently located if you want to come see Beas show!

[Zac @zacjory]

@kween__bea I’m marking my territory

[Zac @zacjory]

Time flies when you have bananas

[Zac @zacjory]

@whitebaitonline I think that would make it ARAB and I’m not sure if that’s okay

[Zac @zacjory]

Canopy in a rainforest, or do I have to wait until I find a toilet?

[Zac @zacjory]

People think you have to ‘train’ for Kokoda. Bro, just stop washing it.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Guy at the piss store just asked me if this was the poop store. Buddy look around you

[Zac @zacjory]

I’ve decided to quit my job to become a theatre guy. I’m going to dedicate 100% of my time to producing/directing/staring in a one-man live stage production of Tenacious D’s Pick of Destiny, and then promptly retire.

[Zac @zacjory]

@kween__bea

[Zac @zacjory]

@kween__bea I just wanna fuck someone that brings me snacks

[Zac @zacjory]

Do they call them the Pyramids of Giza because they are old?

[Zac @zacjory]

Rambo: First Blood, except I’m John Rambo and the mosquitoes in my room at 4AM are the corrupt cops