Zack Broadbent

UA Alum | ΘΧ Alum | HWPO

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

If you get a random Venmo request it’s because I took you on a date and then you made me sad

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

I simply did not have Demarcus Ware having an angelic singing voice on my bingo card for this hall of fame weekend

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

Lock out fees at apartments are tax on people who live alone and are already stuck eating $1000+ a month rent

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

@nich_turkey Hate crime

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

My mom loves Pat Mahomes more than me and does not hide it

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

@ODOT_Akron do you think before closing lanes on 77 or just do what sounds fun?

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

I am begging you to grow up and eat the damn coleslaw in the box combo

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

I’m gonna rest just a little easier tonight knowing I’ll never have to play another game of flip cup again

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

Why don’t we have audio books of Rick Sanchez reading research papers with little breaks for him to bully Morty when he doesn’t understand

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

Work trips really be like: I can’t wait to get back to my hotel and watch friends

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

When I work out super hard my cortisol levels get too low and I get too silly

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

Not doordash catching me in the act

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

Imagine getting a promotion and your dad has the audacity to be trapped in a hurricane so you can’t call him about it

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

The masculine urge to take my shirt off specifically to fry bacon

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

@CoachStoss 2,4,5

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

If u love me, u would buy me American Idiot on vinyl

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

Also here’s my girlfriend. She’s so small and cute 🖤

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

Realizing that I have a problem when I eat 5 slices of pizza and call it “light”

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

@ryechaney My guy SHREDS

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

Thanks to Eddie Munson, I cannot get Master of Puppets out of my head

[Zack Broadbent @zack_broad75]

@NicholasRaged So Ozzy bro