Zack Rogers

🐓 | ⚖️ | lawyer & lover

[Zack Rogers @zack_rogers]

@hoalii For the record, I had no independent knowledge of the so called holiday and also showed up to an empty office.

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

When people complain about NYT Connections on here it’s like… that’s a puzzle. You’re feeling puzzled. Why are you mad

[Zack Rogers @zack_rogers]

@caulmemaybe I reckon it has something to do with his having a punchable face //:

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

HOU 9 - 25 BAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1076th unique final score in NFL history.

[Zack Rogers @zack_rogers]

@NFL_Scorigami .@ScottHanson

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I told my family I wanna watch a period piece like Pride & Prejudice and they were like how about Titanic and I was like no that’s a cool tone movie I want a warm tone movie and they looked at me like I was insane ?

[Zack Rogers @zack_rogers]

#Thankful to have the boy freshly immunized for the wedding tho

[Alex Mende @Mende2032]

Things I’m not thankful for: getting Covid after avoiding it for the past two years, making me confined to my apartment for who knows how long.

[Zack Rogers @zack_rogers]

The hill I will die on

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @maddoxrules]

It's still crazy to me that the first thing everyone does when they buy a new phone is get a protective case for it, so we never see its body during its entire life, and we just accept it as fact rather than a design flaw.

[Zack Rogers @zack_rogers]

@SNYDA_23 @NotSheehee @Mark_MElam @JustinKing I blame @SNYDA_23 and @JustinKing and team.

[Zack Rogers @zack_rogers]

Re: student loan cancellation

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[DrewFrog @DrewFrogger]

hey man are you coming to the beer fest its in an asphalt parking lot next to a bank. wristbands are $45 and it comes with a tasting glass. supposed to be 96 degrees at 10am. food truck is serving impossible burritos. Brothers Fellow is tapping an imperial stout made from sawdust

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/AiYGBQLaGW

[Zack Rogers @zack_rogers]

@teejslipko

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

they should give all the college debt to one guy. everyone else clear, one guy 2 trillion in the hole. but no loophole for the guy. his punishments should be real and meaningful

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

let's hear it for the CEO of intel!!!

[Zack Rogers @zack_rogers]

@NotSheehee Make it public you coward

[Zack Rogers @zack_rogers]

@jcbaer @BSSportsbook Did you ever get an answer on this?