MyNameIsZack2

Amateur Hula-hooper.

[MyNameIsZack2 @ZackBernstein2]

The longer I live in LA, the more I understand why Britney Spears shaved her head.

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Geico is in a good all State Farm.

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I dressed up as Woody Allen for Halloween in fourth grade.

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Produced, shot, and edited this bad boi

[Nita Lelyveld @mydayinmaine]

You never know what you will find at an LA vote center! #mydayinla #vote

[MyNameIsZack2 @ZackBernstein2]

If you're as petty as me, just friend request your enemy's moms on @facebook

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Even in these uncertain times, we are here for you alone together like we have always been by your side we’ll get through this.

[MyNameIsZack2 @ZackBernstein2]

We're all just competing with videos of people slicing soap.

[MyNameIsZack2 @ZackBernstein2]

Amidst all this craziness right now, please stay safe and healthy and take a look at this video I made three months ago.

[MyNameIsZack2 @ZackBernstein2]

With the stay-at-home order extended, people in LA will finally have enough time to finish writing their own @VoyageLAmag article.

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Like this tweet, if you also have @PriceIsRightID theme song in your head.

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The whole world outside my apartment is lava.

[MyNameIsZack2 @ZackBernstein2]

Roommate #1: "It's Taco Tuesday!!"
Roommate #2: "It's Wedneday actually."
Me: "It's Thursday."

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Chatroulette is back baby!!!

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Now you finally have time to read my material.

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@the_mess_xpress Don’t go in and get tested.

[MyNameIsZack2 @ZackBernstein2]

In LA, coronavirus is the new, "traffic is crazy."

[MyNameIsZack2 @ZackBernstein2]

@Uber_Support Yesterday, you stole money from me when you forced me to cancel a ride and then charged me a fee. Then your service team called me a liar. Should I post screenshots of our convos, see what Twitter thinks?

[MyNameIsZack2 @ZackBernstein2]

People will spend $20 on eggs before they buy good toilet paper.

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Confession. I went to @IHOP today for lunch. Alone. It was the same price as @sweetgreen

[MyNameIsZack2 @ZackBernstein2]

Laptop cases are or people who don't trust themselves. Change my mind.

Also, anyone know a good case for a macbook?

^^seriously.