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SHS '16 // SU '20 // Clarkson M’23

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Not to perpetuate stereotypes or anything, but the fact that my REI Nalgene water bottle does not fit in the cup holder of my Subaru seems like a massive design oversight

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So the Patriots suck, that’s something my generation isn’t used to but needs to come to terms with…. But at least there is still the joy that is seeing the Bills, who are supposed to be elite, find new and interesting ways to lose games

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@jg7112 @devinnthompson Hey Josh, are we going to let him forget about this?

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Greatest of All Time.

No question, no debate.

It’s been an honor and a privilege.

🐐

PS - The newly retired group meets on the golf course every morning at 10am. Drinks are on the new guy, so bring your wallet.

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5 years later and still frustratingly relevant

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I fucking hate Fantasy football but goddamn do I love it

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It’s Friday afternoon, which means I just tried to fast forward my Microsoft Teams meeting

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@rp1798 @NFL 4/8 divisions are led by a team with 3 wins. 3 wins in AFC east is last 😂

[Kyle Yates @thekyleyates]

It’s time for a fictitious football team to dictate my mental health for the next several months.

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@rp1798 Fair to say I’ve learned my limitations with facial hair

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Seeing all these people growing mustaches after the new top gun came out reminds me that I must remain humble and that I can NOT pull it off

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Oh look, it’s Cody Brian

[cHy🦊 @pureheartfox]

i’m sorry but who the fuck is that?

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Wordle 270 X/6

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⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 You gotta be kidding me lol first wordle loss

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@jg7112 @devinnthompson Happy anniversary to this tweet 🤙

[Kenneth Jørgensen @PatsFanKenneth]

The NFL owes a public apology to Tom Brady and the Patriots for the wrongful Deflategate accusation. All penalties, fines and draft picks should be awarded back to New England.

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

When Tom Brady won his first Super Bowl in his second NFL season, he was the youngest starting QB to ever win a Super Bowl.

When Tom Brady won his last Super Bowl in his second-to-last season, he was the oldest starting QB to ever win a Super Bowl.

Greatness start-to-finish 🐐

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Vintage Belichick

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I wonder what the creators of targeted ads like this think humans are like? Like if I went into work one day and saw one of my coworkers wearing one of these shirts I’d be like, genuinely concerned

[Michael David Smith @MichaelDavSmith]

Calvin Johnson's freshman season at Georgia Tech was 2004, the same season that Tom Brady won his third Super Bowl. Then Calvin Johnson finished his college career, was drafted, played his whole NFL career, retired, and is now in the Hall of Fame, and Brady is still playing.

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High School Teachers: “procrastination won’t fly in the REAL WORLD when you have DEADLINES!”

Real world:
Management- plz do this by the end of the month
Engineer- k
*3 months later*
Mgmt- is it done?
Eng- nah
Mgmt- ETA?
Eng- when I finish it
Mgmt- cool, thanks
*paycheck*

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@devinnthompson Let me live my life bro 😂 At least I don’t have a man bun 👀

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When you work remote for over 4 months then suddenly have to be back in the office: