Zack Codso

Worst Selling Author from MA, multi-genre, Liberal, sings for Trouble W/ Parachutes, 🥃 lover, 🎵 lover,

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While facing the every day struggles of being in high school, 4 teens aim to take down a killer who is released from prison their senior year.

The Bus Stop Kids https://t.co/yebWwxMLJo

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I was talking to a nice girl on a dating site for awhile. I liked how it was going so I asked if she wanted to grab a drink. “I can meet up but I can’t drink bc I’m 4 months pregnant”. So I said to myself “Yup… still got it”

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All the people who told me there was no such thing as Santa, also told me there was no such thing as ghosts. They were wrong about the ghosts, so I can’t rule out Santa on that principle

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Does knowing what a philistine is prove that you are not a philistine? It’s gotta count for something, right?

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I’m a bus driver from Massachusetts who drinks too much. No wonder I love Cheers, I’m literally a character waiting to happen

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This is really bothering me, Fire In The Sky is a sci-fi film, based on a true story… a movie can’t be both those things! Can it? Star Wars sure as hell isn’t a true story & The China Syndrome stopped being sci-fi shortly after it was released… but Sci-Fi based on a true story?

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Me on immigration? I’ve lived far too defiant of a lifestyle to give a crap about who does what legally. At least I can admit it

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Imagine a fight between Jason and the Blair Witch. If Jason sees you, you’re f***ed, but if you see the Blair Witch, you’re f***ed. So who would come out on top in that scenario?

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@otokyo I see a turtle’s face

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I have seen ghosts. People I know have seen ghosts. There are nonstop documentaries of people who have been in the presence of supernatural entities. Quicksand on the other hand…

Ghost, more likely real than quicksand

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@Oldtimers365 Yes, Pepsi is much sweeter

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Democrats suck, according to my deadbeat dad & my incest dwelling uncle. Therefore it must be true… ok

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@realDonaldTrump you are the dumbest fuck on Earth & I want the world to know it! But thankfully, that requires little to no effort from me, you’re doing a great job of that & that only

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I suppose we’re supposed to inject our foreheads with bleach if we get a headache now?

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@realDonaldTrump I think you forgot what a worthless cunt you are, so I’m doing my civic duty in reminding you that you are a worthless cunt & I sincerely wish every worse thing on you because you deserve it. I’ll never let you forget again, sorry ‘bout that

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I really enjoy Jordan Peele’s horror movies, and I’m looking forward to the new one, but… I’m beginning to thing titles aren’t his thing

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I know Planet Earth wants me to be team Buffy & Angel, but the more mature love with fewer words was Buffy & Spike Angel & Cordelia. No dramatic poetry, just dialogue that meant more with less

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I came to the sudden realization that 2 of my favorite movies of all time got terrible remakes. If they try to remake Purple Rain, I’m throwing down!

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You ever notice Willy Wonka dressed like a pimp? It makes you think…

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Dear New Celebrities,
If your last name is Spice, I’m gonna automatically assume you’re a new Spice Girl