Cute theory, let's play it out.
A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.
But... oh wait, there is no pile.
It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.
The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.
Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.
The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.
But it gets worse.
Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.
Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.
So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.
So the monkeys sit there.
No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.
Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.
OH
And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
We have not seen destruction on this scale before.
The lower class have been obliterated. They have all been pushed below the poverty line. N55m more Nigerians pushed below the poverty line since Tinubu became president.
The middle class are in the lower class now.
Vote NDC.
Keep sharing; the whole world must see the gen@cide happening in Nigeria under the leadership of the Islamic fundamentalist government of Bola Ahmed Tinubu🥲
We have now sold 15 chess sets in less than an hour. If we make it to 30 in the next one hour. I will donate a million naira to support a struggling small business here on X.
It is possible to do great things from a small place❤️🇳🇬
Right in the middle of a rainy moment, a tiny bird becomes the star of something truly magical—a perfect water droplet lands on its head, forming a crown-like splash that feels almost unreal. The timing is flawless, capturing a split second where nature turns playful.
Please RT! 🚨
A man identifying as Emeka Cherish stole expensive camera equipment from my friend. We are desperate to track him down. 😩💔
Please help us spread the word and find him!
I worked on this film as an artist too. So incredibly proud of it.
I understand fans who engage in leaks once they're out there, I get it. The issue is the release, the one we all worked towards for years, being neutered by both Paramount and the leakers. It could have been (1/3)
First lecture of the semester.
Dr. Fashola is taking attendance.
He gets to a name “Tunde Aborisade” and calls it twice.
Nobody answers.
He marks it present both times.
Then he looks up at the class and says, very quietly:
"Row G. Back left corner. Don't sit there tomorrow."
Then he moves straight on.
No explanation.
Just continues down the register like he said nothing unusual at all.
We looked at each other.
Nobody spoke.
The seat in row G, back left corner, was already empty.
You’re settled in on your flight at 30k feet somewhere over America. The Stew brings refreshments. You’re watching a movie; you glance out your window & see this as you hear people screaming.
Does panic & screaming help? How do you calm your nerves?