zack

music maker | trying to grow a mustache

[zack @zackelwell]

For Sale: Tiny condoms, never worn

[zack @zackelwell]

I miss the old riff raff

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Comedian Matt Mathews IMMEDIATELY checked an interview host after she used “them” to refer to his boyfriend while trying to be respectful with pronouns 😳💀👀

“Let’s talk about you and your boyfriend. When did you meet them?”

“Them? I only got one… We ain’t got no damn pronouns up in here, we don’t do all that sh-t… F-ck all that, LGBTQ-L-M-N-O-P-W… STFU. You gay, you straight, you white, you Black, you a boy, you a girl.”

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Lindsay Clancy, who is on trial for killing her three children by strangulation, has had supporters raise $1 million to support her and her family.

[zack @zackelwell]

@LacanianC @AlbertCamelBlue ep. 255 - springtime for hitler 05:35

[Rin 𖤐 @blackliturgy]

Get those shein goths off my timeline

[John Smith @johnsmithyson0]

No darling, I don't have dick "game". Women's pleasure isn't a fucking joke to me. I have dick strategic initiatives. I have dick KPIs.

[Why do guys slapthe dick on the 🐱 @greaserburger]

.@JohnFetterman

[tv dinner guy (TVDG) @ITweetDinners]

If universal is hiring hot latinas to act like they’re obsessed with me I will deadass be there every single fucking night

[zack @zackelwell]

.@AOC queen you fw losers?

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

The Lakers are considering a potential jersey patch partnership with Turning Point USA

(Via @SharmsCharania)

[zack @zackelwell]

a vuse pod a day keeps the parliaments away

[jimmy doinks @jimmydoinksx]

what’s your body count?

*charlie kirk voice* counting or not counting gay sex?

[zack @zackelwell]

hilary clinton wouldn’t know effective messaging if it hit her over the head with a frying pan

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Hillary Clinton Warns Dems: GOP's Anti-Communist Messaging "Very Effective" As Far-Left Hijack Party

[Tim Kelly @TimKellySports]

It’s the five-year anniversary of Zack Wheeler throwing a complete-game shutout on the day the Phillies retired Roy Halladay’s No. 34. It was one of those things in baseball you couldn’t script better.

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

Sports bars every Sunday at 4 PM and 7:30 PM if you did this

[fat gasolero @lisan_arnesino]

mi novia: quien uso mi shampoo de palta y almendras?
mis bolas:

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Paige Bueckers when she finds out bout Enes Kanter's pick and roll defense

[Fun Fact Ass Nigga @Maxx_Power81]

"Dying for your country is a patriotic fairy tale. In reality, you will bleed out in the mud like a butchered dog for absolutely nothing." - Ernest Hemingway