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[Zack @zackfesperman]

Plot twist, Joe Burrow is really Macaulay Culkin from home alone.

[Zack @zackfesperman]

Sorry I’m late, I came as soon as I wanted to…

[Zack @zackfesperman]

“Fate whispered to the warrior ‘you cannot withstand the storm.’ The warrior whispered back, ‘I am the storm.”

Be a warrior not a worrier. Life is rough, you better be tough.

[Zack @zackfesperman]

Physics: the faster you travel, the slower you age.
Me: sooooo you mean haul ass, live fast, eat ass. Got it 👍🏼 I love science!

[Zack @zackfesperman]

True happiness is simple. It’s having something to look forward to. -Tracy Morgan

[Zack @zackfesperman]

Damn speed demon, now you get to be the runner for the pond and I can finally retire! 😂 @DRLee45 #PitchersAreAthletesToo

[Dinuba Emperors Baseball @DinubaBaseball]

Dylan also producing with the bat as well today. RBI Single.

[Zack @zackfesperman]

ME: makes a factual argument with credible sources that contradicts someone’s belief.
#1BULLSHITGUY:🙄you just think you know it all, yOu’rE nOt AlWaYs RiGhT.
ME: You’re right, I’m actually wrong a lot too, I just only pick arguments that I know I can win. It’s TACTICAL!

[Zack @zackfesperman]

“Mama always said I was born on the wild side, one foot in the fire and the other tryna walk the line.” -Warren Zeiders 🙌🏼

[Zack @zackfesperman]

I don’t have a problem with my problems, you have a problem with my problems. Sorry I offended you...🤷🏻‍♂️😂 accurate or nah? Change my mind!

[Zack @zackfesperman]

Bad boys summer! @TulareSheriff

[Zack @zackfesperman]

I’ve got a few bad habits but lying ain’t one.

[Zack @zackfesperman]

Life is strange.

[Zack @zackfesperman]

2020 was a low key win for me. I minimized the damage, didn’t get anyone pregnant, got my life together (kinda), and didn’t die. 👍🏼 My only goals for 2021 are to have as much fun as possible (while we still can) and survive. 🍻

[Zack @zackfesperman]

Merry Crisis and Happy New Beer!

[Zack @zackfesperman]

Y’all expect too much... As long as you’re still breathing, it’s a damn good day! Life isn’t fair or easy, all you can do is minimize the damage, roll with the punches, and make the most of this rollercoaster ride we call life.

[Zack @zackfesperman]

@DRLee45 I’m surprised you haven’t done this yet! 😂

[Zack @zackfesperman]

@CAL_FIRE First, thank you for your service! But, wouldn’t a controlled burn be more effective? Wild fires and dead biomass are natural and essential to our ecosystems. Ex: Caron cycle, nutrients, hydrological cycle, erosion, wildlife habitat, mutualism, bio diversity, scarification, etc.

[Zack @zackfesperman]

Check out Fishing for a Cause with the bass master himself @DRLee45 but if you aren’t into fishing but still want to contribute to the cause, there’s an auction with autographed gear from future Hall of Famers like @TheJudge44 and Dusty Baker! https://t.co/kfz3QdVGDN