no flex but it’s 9pm n i just went out n got some lemons to make one single cup of lemonade, why? cus i copped a fuckin lemon tree, i might bake a tart tomorrow pussy
Calls to UK Domestic Abuse Helplines have more than doubled since the lockdown. Victims should know that if they are in danger, they can dial 999, then press 55 and remain silent. Police will know that the caller is in danger and cannot speak. Spread this wide.
WW3 draft list
1. Caroline Flack
2. Armz Korleone
3. Likkleman (as a grenade)
4. Lester Crest
5. He Pingping (revive him & dress him up as baby yoda in the war so bad countries will be like omgg so cute 🥺)
6. Mr M (drives around in armoured vehicle playing dash down full blast)