Professorial ZKG

ass. prof. / parent / dogwalker / sugar aficionado. tweets are mine and mine alone! except for retweets, which are someone else's.

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

@SouthwestAir whoops sorry about that just sent it

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

Here's some things that happened on my @SouthwestAir flight to this conference

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

Maybe this is going to be my last-ever Twitter thread, given how this website is going? Exciting!

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

I've tried to give @SouthwestAir the benefit of the doubt and the people are nice but it seems like every time I fly there's some operational issue, ranging from annoying to disastrous

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

@opensorceguinea I'd like to read it!

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

Do I know anyone in Oxford who would want a full-sized mattress? Free to a good home, and It's still in good shape.

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

Watching old Sesame Street with the almost 2-yo and seeing a playtime-themed cover of "two princes" with Teddy, Elmo, and the lead singer of spin doctors definitely had me feeling some kind of way

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

Happy Father's Day to all! Does anyone in Oxford want a Chicco keyfit infant carseat?

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

I don't know if summer seasonal affective disorder is a thing, but if it is, I think I may have summer seasonal affective disorder

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

@danbouk @lydiakiesling i guess it depends on how you define "know," we went to middle school together, and i think her writing is super amazing

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

@danbouk @lydiakiesling or is this just a twitter thing

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

@danbouk @lydiakiesling YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER???? worlds colliding!!!!

[Professorial ZKG @zackkg]

I don't know how many Capitals / Grizzlies fans there are, but tonight wasn't a very fun night to be one of them.