Zack Reichert

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

The Postal Service does not exist to turn a profit it exists to remind us that the freckles in our eyes
are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned.

[Zack Reichert @zackkkkkattack]

@25_stories Yessss! This is great news

[Danielle Belardo, MD @DBelardoMD]

How is anyone tweeting about anything other than the fact that young doctors and nurses are dying in America because of a failure to provide adequate PPE? How is not every politician, governor, hospital administrator, celebrity, athlete, and news person NOT screaming this?

[Zack Reichert @zackkkkkattack]

@25_stories Keep them coming!!!

[Nike @Nike]

Now more than ever, we are one team. #playinside #playfortheworld

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Listen seriously a lot of people think I’m a cunt and I am a good looking cunt but once this is put to bed we need to get oasis back for a 1 of gig rite for charity c’mon Noel we can then go back to our amazing solo careers c’mon you know LG x

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

When you hear that China did a better job containing COVID-19 because it’s authoritarian, remember South Korea. The issue is competence, not democracy.

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

Despite initial data from China that showed elderly people and those with other health conditions were most vulnerable, young people in their 20s to early 40s are falling seriously ill from the #coronavirus.

Here’s a look at #COVID19 data from @CDCgov

[Zack Reichert @zackkkkkattack]

Strange days have found us.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my favourite consequence of the covid-19 societal lockdown is aquarium penguins roaming around freely and when this is all over I for one welcome them as our new overlords

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[Sam Hooper @SamHooper]

Breaking my Twitter fast to say...

[Matthew Thiessen @matthewthiessen]

Beware? Ides(ay) so.

[Alex Kantrowitz @Kantrowitz]

From Italy: “Many of us were too selfish to follow suggestions to change our behavior. Now we’re in lockdown and people are needlessly dying.” https://t.co/zcNLvd5np1

[Sam Borden @SamBorden]

Also: NO symptoms. And still has none. The value of social distancing is in keeping people who don’t know if they are infected from infecting those who are most at-risk. It’s not about you avoiding infection; it’s about keeping you from unknowingly infecting others.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Graphs are useful but to really get what that rising curve is, have a look at the obituaries page of this Bergamo daily newspaper, comparing one from February with one from now

[Zack Reichert @zackkkkkattack]

@ThreeDEF 200%

[Nathaniel Stinnett @NCStinn]

Scientists: you should wash your hands because of Coronavirus.

People: I'm gonna stop flying, hoard masks, work from home & totally rearrange my life.

Also Scientists: the #ClimateCrisis will kill millions - we must use clean power & change how we get to work.

People: No way.