Zack.Ritten

Rule #76: No excuses, play like a champion.

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@realDonaldTrump any chance we can come to a resolution with the Mexican cartel so we can lift this travel ban? I’m really trying to get my tan on. Signed, a cold dude from Michigan #TravelBan #PlayaDelCarmenVIVE #TundraLiving

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Dear @TimHortonsUS,
Please stop making Lattes. I have purchased two and both were so disgusting I couldn’t finish them. They taste like old burnt coffee. #NotImpressed

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@jrphilli2 I remember chasing @hannah_lisa15 in a onesie trying to stop her from going to BK

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@SarahWaxler hahahaha omg yes!!!

[Michigan State Football @MSU_Football]

RIP Zeke the Wonder Dog III. We will miss you! #RIPZeke

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

lol

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@NickSwardson looks like wide receiver Brad Stevens changed his name to Matt Prater after he left the Packers

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There will be so much dick bumping going on in Chicago! #WorldSeries #ChicagoCubs

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@midnight @chrishardwick glad I'm not the only dude who dressed up as Eleven 👌

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If you are a salesman you should not be posting a million times about who you are voting for. You may be losing potential clients...

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Hold on the ASPCA commercial is on 😢😭😫😭😭 #WaterWorks

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Note to the Walverines on my timeline: You. Went. To. Central.

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Just shoot me...

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@Hertz the Charlotte, NC airport location was a great help in accommodating my height (I'm 6'6") 😅👍

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Shoutout to @Hertz for the upgraded vehicle! #SatisfiedCustomer #GoldMemberPerks #ThankYou

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Best. Game. Ever!

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Just finished binge watching #StrangerThings and just realized I have to wait until 2017 for season two 😑😢

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@JustinUptonHub walk up song is "Pipe It Up".... He automatically wins at life! #PipeItUp #EatEmUpTigers

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"What do you know about sensory deprivation tanks?" #StrangerThings