playboy cardo

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I'm this OLD

[7rq @gloccnim]

i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that

[Boba Ball™️ @Boba_Ball_]

Becoming a man is basically realising no one gives a fuck about you

[. @playboicurrryy]

how teachers be sitting on their desk after the sub snitched & left a note

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me going to pee after i got all comfy in my bed:

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Me giving others advice me taking advice

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

I mowed my lawn at 6:00 AM this morning due to my neighbors shøøting off fireworks at midnight last night. A weed eater and backpack blower were involved as well. 😎

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

"After graduation, many doors will open for you"

Me after graduation: