Zack Simpson

Post-Elon, no longer active here.

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@_newyear9 Dm

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Tell me you're trying to prop up mid-term elections without telling me you're trying to prop up mid-term elections. #JoeBiden "Hold my beer."
#inflation

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Crypto winter is about to be a crypto ice age. #Bitcoin #Cryptocrash

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@sundaze_emma @instagram Now it's over an hour and still down. I'm a bit surprised it's taking so long... Anyone else back up?

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@sundaze_emma @instagram My IG is also down for about 20-30min already

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@Joseph_B59 @sundaze_emma @instagram On my phone the app can't open at all. Seems significant but I would guess within an hour it will be better.

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Sudetenland, 1938. Donetsk/Luhansk 2022. Has the world forgotten what came after 1938? #UkraineConflict

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Highest CPI data in 40 years but ok... 🤷🏻‍♂️ #Fed Doesn’t Yet Favor a Half-Point Hike or an Emergency Move #stockmarkets https://t.co/ZsoBVtBH2P

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Companies are beating analyst expectations on earnings, but other than AAPL, not many offering cheery guidance. Supply chain + rising costs, esp. w/ headcount. #stonks

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Steve Simon is rapidly becoming my hero: https://t.co/70IazErjJx #wta #PengShuai

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Today was my first time trying to pre-order tech. Thanks to the terrible #Pixel6 site errors this is my last time trying pre-order. Pretty poor UX, Google.
(Posted from my Pixel3 🙄)

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@hodler_of_xrp I don't think anyone has successfully pre-ordered yet.

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@AFC_Pritesh89 @Google They have the best and brightest engineers in the world and yet can't handle a long-planned product pre-launch. #frustrating #Pixel6

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Curious if anyone has successfully pre-ordered the #Pixel6 or if we all are getting @Google failure page. R008 error 🙄

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@johEckert @Google Yeah I have it back in my cart but checkout always fails. Funny how hard it is to give a company $1,000+ and they won't take it. 🤦‍♂️

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

"Quantitatively, what does 'substantial further progress' towards your goals look like?"

Powell: "I can't give you a set of numbers."

🤦‍♂️

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"Substantial further progress" should be tattooed on #JPOW's forehead. But can't give any sort of real data to support it. #Fed

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@etrade No bid/ask prices on options contracts today? What's going on? Can't see them in Power Etrade either.

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@CGasparino @amazon What's the adage? "Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"... Your original tweet was 2 days before the news link you posted. But w/e. Just my opinion.

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@CGasparino @amazon Your tweet was Apr 26. That article was Apr 28. And the author? You! 🤦‍♂️ Methinks thou dost protest too much.