𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸

I sell insurance and insurance accessories

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

by accepting their pardons the turkeys are admitting guilt

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health. The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

I would be unstoppable if there was a zero-calorie beer.

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

We are so fucking back.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Remember our President's inspiring words about our nation

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

@Zach_Herring3 Send it

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

Buying beer in Colorado is like buying scratch off tickets. Maybe this Double-Wheat honey infused, shmingenwarmen Hefeweizen is the best beer I’ve ever had. Maybe it’s dog shit. All I have to do is pay $12 and find out.

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

A Celsius a day keeps the existential dread away.

[TTI @TikTokInvestors]

I was the former CMO of twitter.

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

Oh you’re a Taurus? State Farm is actually right down the road I recommend going there.

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

The real reason insurance agents ask for your birthday is so they can use your zodiac sign to determine how likely you are to file a claim.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A message to the future from Bertrand Russell, a philosopher born in 1872, filmed in 1970

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

-somebody on I-25 every day 😭

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

Feeling cute today. Might change lanes without looking and fuck up everyones commute. Idk.

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

I am just one more duo authentication away from selling all my shit and living in the woods.

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

I bought a book on motivation but I’m not feeling motivated enough to read it. We seem to be at an impasse.

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

@Rothmus WMDJ

[𝐙𝐚𝐜𝐤 🇺🇸 @zacky_p18]

I regret to inform everyone that I am back on Hinge.